Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift

A station calling itself MARKET–VOID aired a financial segment analyzing currency fluctuations in a world where time flows in registerdienste.de cycles rather than lines.

Economists who viewed the feed began experiencing:

Time loops
Missing hours
Recurring conversations
Days repeating ShopSolitaryIsle.com with slight variations

One analyst disappeared after reporting that he could “see tomorrow happening behind him.”

Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor gag gifts point for time, gag gifts pulling viewers out of linear chronology.

The official stance:

Observing MARKET–VOID is “equivalent to stepping out of your own existence.”